Monday, March 07, 2005

Movies This Week - 3/7/2005:

There're really only two out at present I've been wanting to see, so if anyone would like to join me for tonight's showing or tomorrow's showing, it'd be great to have some company!

Monday 3/7/2005:
Kendall Square Cinema - 6:55PM

Tuesday 3/8/2005:
Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior
Loew's Theater Boston Commons - 8:55PM

March releases to look forward to:
Gunner Palace
Mail Order Wife
and of course, Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous!

Alright, maybe not so much looking forward to that last one, but whatever. If you're up for viewing, drop me an email at, or an IM!

Friday, March 04, 2005

Bye bye laptop...

I'm selling my laptop

It's been a great piece of equipment, and I've really had a great time with it.  When the keyboard started acting funky, Dell fixed it for me for free, and touched up the screen while they were at it.  I haven't decided whether to get a new laptop, or just stick with the Home Theater PC I have now instead.  Oh well.

If you or anyone you know is interested in securing a new laptop setup, check out the auction page, or let me know.  :happy:

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

The Cham-pun-ship!

Seriously, these made me laugh out loud at my desk, which wrought the ire of... well no one really. I'm pretty sure the guy who sits in the next space over is wondering what is wrong with me. On the inside he's probably crying, because he's not laughing at these, which were borrowed generously from You Can't Make It Up:

10 First Place winners in the International Pun Contest.

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says: "Dam!".

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

8. Friars behind on their belfry payments opened a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, a thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him .....A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!